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moon quotes

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
Buddha

Yeah we all shine on, like the moon, and the stars, and the sun. click to Tweet this figure !
John Lennon

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.
W. Clement Stone

The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
Carl Sandburg

moon jokes

Look to The Moon

Murphy and Declan were walking home from the pub. Murphy says to Declan, 'What a beautiful evening, look at the moon.'

Declan stops and looks at Murphy, 'You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun.' Both started arguing for a while when they come upon a real drunk walking in the other direction, so they stopped him.

'Sir, could you please help settle our argument?

Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?'
The drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them, and said,

'Sorry, I don't live around here.'

source : guy-sport.com