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horse quotes

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
(Groucho Marx) click to Tweet this figure!

I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
(Ronald Reagan)

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
(W. C. Fields)

If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.
(Thomas Fuller)

A man in passion rides a horse that runs away with him.
(Thomas Fuller) 

horse joke

A horse in movie theater
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him.
"Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?"
The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book."
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