my dog is my trainer

dog quotes

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
(Abraham Lincoln)

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
(Groucho Marx)

God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.
(Billy Graham)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
(Friedrich Nietzsche) click this to Tweet this figure!

 

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dog jokes

Rottweiler

A man walks into a bar one day and asks, 

"Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" 

"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?" 

"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." 

"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. 

"How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?" 

"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
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